Full satire article German, 400-600 words, HTML structure with Lede paragraph, then

Hintergruende

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Reaktionen aus dem In- und Ausland

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Ausblick

. Use fictional sources. Must end with disclaimer paragraph exactly as given. We must produce both STORY_DE and STORY_EN. They each must be 400-600 words. That's lengthy but okay. We must include fictional sources like "Ein Mitarbeiter des Finanzministeriums, der anonym bleiben wollte, bestätigte gegenüber dieser Redaktion..." etc. We must embed EXACT disclaimer at end:

Gates Of Memes ist ein Satire-Medium. Dieser Artikel ist fiktive journalistische Uebertreibung und dient ausschliesslich der Unterhaltung.

In English version: same but with English version:

Gates Of Memes is a satire publication. This article is fictional journalistic exaggeration for entertainment purposes only.

We need IG_CAPTION_DE and EN, 110-180 chars, no hashtags.