Politik & Macht
"GOP-Senator bestellt Capitol Police wegen McConnell-Nachfrage" Count characters: Let's count quickly: G1 O2 P3 -4 S5 e6 n7 a8 t9 o10 r11 (space12) b13 e14 s15 t16 e17 l18 l19 t20 (space21) C22 a23 p24 i25 t26 o27 l28 l29 (space30) P31 o32 l33 i34 z35 e36 (space37) d38 e39 r40 (space41) M42 c43 C44 o45 n46 n47 e48 l49 l50 -51 N52 a53 c54 h55 r56 a57 g58 f59 r60 a61 g62 (space63) z64 u65 (space66) M67 c68 c69 o70 n71 n72 e73 l74 l75 (space76) A77 u78 f79. That's 79 characters approx. Under 110.
"Ein hochrangiger Republikaner forderte die Kapitolschutzpolizei auf, eine parlamentarische Anfrage zu Senator Mitch McConnell zu untersuchen." That's about 130 chars.
Illustration: "Ein hochrangiger Republikaner forderte die Kapitolschutzpolizei auf, eine parlamentarische Anfrage zu Senator Mitch McConnell zu untersuchen." That's about 130 chars.
need full satire article 400-600 words in German, with HTML structure and headings. Include fictional sources.
Let's draft ~500 words.
Structure: lede paragraph, then
